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monticello

Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!
monticello will never have a reason for people wanting to go there.
by THE WISE GIRL January 18, 2008
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monicka

amazing, beautiful, charismatic, wonderful, anything and all things good
anyone with the name MONICKA
by monicka January 9, 2005
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monticello

adj- sux ass; really really gay; easy place to pick up ho's and way to much damn drama
Brian tried to pick up the ho in monticello but ended up being a strange looking guy. Brian was very satisified
by Jason Aldridge (SanJose Ca) January 12, 2004
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Montucky

A word used by dumbfucks who think it's cute to call "Montana", "Montucky"
I'd rather be in California than Montucky
by Radio17 November 30, 2010
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monticello middle school

the monticello middle school is a place where we like to label everyone. like some people are the “vapers” some people are “sluts” and lots more. the girls in 8th grade like to have beef. the girls in 6th grade make musicallys everyday of there life. and 7th graders are just annoying
monticello middle school is full of hoes”
“ikr and vapers”
by pwkxiwnbcc May 4, 2018
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monticello

smallest piss ant town in World
Tends to suck great ass
Nothing here
Dead Town
Boring
aka HELL
Brian Anderson drove his truck through monticello and came out one gay ass queer motherfucker.
by Justin Walker January 12, 2004
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montucky

a fictitional place where all hillbillies and hicks and white trash come from. Derived from Montana + Kentucky.
That man has a mullet, which implies that he is from Montucky.
by Infinyte October 21, 2004
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