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Moonlight Basin Montana

A defunct real estate scam on the North side of Lone Peak. Usually the snow blows away and the terrain is mostly flat except for the headwaters which is usually windfucked rock. After being bailed out by taxpayers to the tune of a bllion or so dollars it was purchased for pennies on the dollar by another real estate company. Purported to be more soulful then the neighboring resort, the truth is that only skiers who can't hang at Bridger end up here. It is also the place Bridger locals go to shame the real estate agents posing as ski bums by winning the extreme comp every year.
I am a huge corporate sellout pretending to be soulful so I ski at moonlight Basin Montana

hannah montana 

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?
hannah montana by CO23 June 3, 2010

Montana mega mount 

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount
Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

Grandma Montana 

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
Grandma Montana by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Montanna Kandy 

a famous teen mom who lives in bali
Look at Montanna Kandy with her 5 year old over there at the Melia in Bali!!
Montanna Kandy by urmother426666 October 16, 2019

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.
Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere