Monstar

Someone who has a big dick

"She was rubbing my monstarrrr"

by bigfella99 September 6, 2011

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

monscrat

Originated from a pet moth on a girls holiday in Spain circa 1996. The Moth was thought to be cheeky and appeared up to mischief. From then the name has been used to describe friends, colleagues and people who appear to be up no good or doing something naught. A monscrat isn't necessarily a bad person in fact it can often be used to describe a good person. In its simplest form a monscrat is someone who is fun, cheeky, has a wee naughty glint in their eye and enjoys life.

There are several examples the 1st could be used to describe an upcoming night out "I am getting monscratted tonight" Or "See him with the funky hair dancing about- he's a defo monscrat". "Check that crew over there - total monscrats!!'"Oh doll I only went out for one drink after work last night and didnt stagger home til 3am after drinking, smoking - when not supposed to be smoking and stealing a sandwich from the corner shop - I was MONSCRATTOD!!'

by monscrat mumf February 20, 2010

Monserat

Monserat’s are very kind to other people. She is self conscious, and she avoids conflict. She makes friends very easily. She has a very soft and low voice. Make sure not to lose Monserat because she will light your day if you are down. She has a very soft laugh, it would want to make you say awwww just from her laugh. She doesn’t really like to fight, because she wants to keep all her friends.

You: I’m a little sad today.

Your friend: go talk to Monserat. She’ll cheer you right up

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

monstertard

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.

Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.

by pandaman054 January 23, 2011

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about

You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020