_.monstera_

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.

“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”

by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021

_.monstera_

Ceo of light mode on tiktok

person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

by deeznutshatelightmode June 23, 2021

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

Monstercockdeesha

A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)

Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀

by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008

monstera army

one of the greatest twitch streamers ever. monstera is a twitch streamer that is 67 years young. they play minecraft and vlog. you should definitely go watch their streams.. mhmm go. now.

woahh did you watch monstera armys new vlog? they went to chuck e cheese. ugh they're so cool i wish i could be as swag as them

by definitely not monstera June 10, 2021

MonsterCum

The best feeling anyone can ever have. Unlike a normal ejaculation, a MonsterCum is an extreme feeling in which more semen is produced and feels 5x better than a normal ejaculation

I experienced my first monstercum when Susie used every part of her mouth to give me a blow job

by Monstermax January 17, 2011