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Monsterbating

The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.

To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!

Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015
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monsterbunny

A monster bunny is a psychopath ho plays sweet and innocent.
Monster bunnies tend too be very manipulative.
"Aww he is so sweet "
"You know he's a monsterbunny right?"
by Black eyed panda March 24, 2017
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Monsterbite

Every sandwich / burger deals with the problem of spatial ingredient distribution. This often leads to bite-sized hot-zones containing the perfect (excessive) amount of the preferred ingredients.

This bite is often highlights the peak of your eating experience.
Don't let Joseph taste your sandwich. He always manages to snatch the monsterbite out of it
by ChetBacon August 13, 2020
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