a futuristic monster that lives in wordnew zealand/word and eats sheep, masturbates over fat women and tends to slouch out in front of the beach even in the middle of winter
by Lord Fuck U August 24, 2003
Get the monstarr mug.Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
Get the monotard mug.Related Words
monstard
• mongtard
• monstar
• Monsturd
• montard
• monotard
• monsterdonk
• Manstard
• Moistard
• mongtardary
A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be normal and even genuinely good.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event seem on the outside like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably being the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
Get the monsturd mug.Monsterdonk... when the boyfriend has a monster cock and the girlfriend has a badonkadonk. Only then will you find, the Monsterdonk
by Monsterdonk April 6, 2017
Get the monsterdonk mug.An Instagram cult. The members are Jet, Ray, Tree, Cloudy, Petty, and Spy. They got their name from a person on Omegle who didn't speak english that well, so they said "mostard" instead of mustard. Most of the cult are christians and worship God. Their traditions are posting stolen memes, listening to My Chemical Romance, and making feels content.
by bisexual bandito October 6, 2019
Get the mostard cult mug.Someone who is passionate about about everything and is monstrous in bed and doesn't give a fuck about others opinions because to he is already lost in his own world.
You got Monsterdj in yourself.
by Monsterdj007 November 23, 2021
Get the monsterdj mug.by JP November 8, 2003
Get the mostarded mug.