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mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker 

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

The religion of Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.
The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in

mushroom head penis 

A penis with a very large head
" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

infected mushroom 

Totally F-ing sweet psy-trance techno group from Israel.
When I heard Infected Mushroom play at Organix last night, I totally shit my pants. God they are sweet.
infected mushroom by TheSavaryLife January 22, 2005

Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
Mushroom Garden by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010

mushroom pudding 

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are
Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding