di-Hydrogen monoxide

a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...

Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world

Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)

by dab52 January 1, 2012

holy monoxide

It is a gas that was blessed by a preist for when your sinnful ass runs out of holy water from looking at korean men for too long

"Fuck I need some Holy monoxide."

by Jaehyun February 15, 2019

Nitrogen Monoxide

a bug that happens with tiktok tts. when you put 'no' in caps, it says nitrogen monoxide instead of what you expect.

tts: OH NITROGEN MONOXIDE LMAO
you: STOP SAYING NITROGEN MONOXIDE!!!

by carbondioxide aaaaa January 1, 2025

dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.

"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"

by some random dude that's bored November 5, 2023

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inorganic, covalent compound. Causes severe addiction, with a 100% mortality rate. Transparent, tasteless, and easy to farm without a government license. Also known as oxidane. Prime carrier of disease

Bob: I heard Rob got his hands on some dihydrogen monoxide.

by EggBeaterLegEater November 13, 2022

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

A chemical which can kill anything and anyone!!! BE AWARE!!!
(actually the chem name for pure water (H2O) but just for the meme and for the people who don't know , this is used)

P1: Name a thing every serial killer drinks but whoever drinks it dies?
P2 ( a person who dont know) : what
P1: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
P2: shit, toxic

by Boltogy November 10, 2022

dihydrogen monoxide

A very dangerous chemical that, in its gaseous form causes burns and in solid form inflames tissue but mammals consume the liquid form

oh NO he has a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide RURNURNRU RN

by physicist1231412414 February 23, 2025