The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.
"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"
by ideaman December 6, 2013
Get the Mormon Car Bomb mug.A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...
Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.
by Mawdefy March 19, 2014
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The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.
(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.
by AbradolphLincler June 5, 2018
Get the The Mormon Riviera mug.The action of sending Mormons to someone's residence by entering their address on the Mormon website to sign them up for a free Book of Mormon and annoying presentation on their doctrines.
by VLuc December 9, 2008
Get the Mormon bomb mug.A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.
Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".
Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".
Although Tim was a mormon, he did not go to church on Sundays, and enjoyed drinking beer with his friends on weekends. Because of this, his buddies referred to him as a Jack Mormon.
by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006
Get the jack mormon mug.A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.
by rodeojones December 11, 2014
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Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!
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