monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005

pubic monkies

what lives in the jungle of pubic hair.

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"

by David smells April 5, 2003

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

by Goodfoot April 9, 2004

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017