monkeytorium

An area specifically designed for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 2 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 17, 2004

monkeytarium

An area designed specifically for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 3 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 19, 2004

Monkeyhead

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey

Daniel is a monkeyhead., That black person is a monkeyhead.

by TheCumbackKids January 11, 2009

Monkeytarp

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties

She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp

by Montana Ross November 11, 2003

Monkeytard

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

by William Cheung November 22, 2003

monkeytard

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded

joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"

by No jews August 27, 2020

Monkeytard

A desperate guy who likes harassing Indian girls because he is DDF (Down Do Fuck), if you’re not careful he will start actively trying to make out with you without you realizing. (But only if you’re brown) People think he’s so dumb, that he actually devolved and got an acting career as one of the monkeys for planet of the apes.

Man, that Arham is being such a monkeytard.

by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025