Monkeyspunk

Term of endearment for a friend

"How's it going monkeyspunk?"

by MikeCamelFucker May 22, 2007

MonkeyNut

anyone that can or will make an error in judgement

that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night

by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007

monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002

monkeybuttpadje

An unfunny moron

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

monkeysnatch

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo

"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

by Erik "I am one" Kalmus November 8, 2005

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )

My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them

by synapd May 13, 2005

monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.

"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"

by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003