Monkeys
Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal
Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
Monkeys by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021
Monkeys
Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
Monkeys by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
monkeys
dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc
Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
monkeys by george rizzington May 2, 2023
Monkeys got a nose bleed
Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
Monkeys got a nose bleed by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009
monkeys clapping
When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
~Gogol Bordello
monkeys clapping by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006
monkeys foreheid
"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"
monkeys foreheid by The Bat July 24, 2006
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