monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

wild honky monkey love

A term describing the love making process between a person of african descent and a person of western european descent. This definition specifically describes an extremely wild love making session.

Wow, that white boy and black gal are making some wild honky monkey love!

by shanoboy September 25, 2006

monkey love

The act of grooming one's mate in the manner of a primate. For example, popping a zit or picking a scab from the body of one's mate.

"You've got a little sleep in your eye - here, let me get it."

"Thanks for the monkey love!"

by Princess Poston December 14, 2007

monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by asspirate July 20, 2003

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005