butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

by cris rock September 24, 2010

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

Money Face

A gold digger and always concern is money

Geraldine is really a money face !

by SamuraiRyu May 31, 2018

Monkey Faced

When someone gets so hotboxed that they actually get high off the weed.

Oh man im starting to feel monkey faced.

by gacko October 22, 2010

Money Face

Something truly excellent. Like if your face were made of money.

Dude, Shannon totally bought me a birthday cake, and it isn't even my birthday. That was so money face of her.

by Cory&Austin January 25, 2015