moni poni

Plastic spiral ponytail holder. It's the only hair accessory with a utility patent because the way it works is based on a unique technology that divides the pressure throughout the layers of the ponytail, not just on the outer layers like everything else out there.

I hate the way rubberbands pull and rip my hair! I'm going to use a moni poni to hold my ponytail.

moni poni by beweli March 17, 2011

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moni nac

Worst nac ever.

i hit a 720 moni nac today bro

moni nac by ch666se June 5, 2016

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Moni-rex-asaurus

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.

Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"

Moni-rex-asaurus by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010