Crawled mongoose

it's an ironic word , it's used in an cynical situation :D

Friend: hey dude , what's your opinion about justin biber ?!!

You: crawled mongoose ......... :P

by Popmaxman November 12, 2010

mongoose

A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.

1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?

by disastrophe March 28, 2009

shadow mongoose

the act of a female (or male) sneaking into a janitor's closet and creaping up on and giving head to an unsuspecting sleeping janitor without awaking him. should one fail, and awake the sleeping janitor, he will be forced to execute the snake ambush.

Laqueesha: Hey girlfriend, what you doin?
Shenainai: Yea La, i just got away with the shadow mongoose on that new janitor.
Laqheesha: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. You's is one sly biach, SISTAAAA.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Operation Mongoose

Operation Mongoose was the most famous military operation carried out by Green Berets in Kosovo on March 12, 1999. On the night of March 12, 1999, a Green Beret amazingly assassinated a Serb general with a combat knife. He was awarded the Silver Star Medal for his courage during the operation.

Operation Mongoose is a good, cool op.

by Loks July 7, 2005

The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

mongosarge

A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.

Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.

by turfkey November 19, 2006

Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016