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a device that is required in order to watch porn.
i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.
monitor by snorg whore February 11, 2010
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in ear monitor

IEM, or an in ear monitor, is a device that many musicians use on stage. "The most common In Ear Monitor system employs the use of a wireless system to send the mix to the monitors. This system contains a transmitter and a receiver pack that is worn by the performer. (Wikipedia, in ear monitors)

A band member can listen to a mix of what other band members are playing/singing at the moment. Many musicians can be seen adjusting these ear pieces or monitors that are clipped onto their pants during a live performance.
"I had to turn up the volume on my in ear monitor because I couldn't hear Jason's bass very well."
in ear monitor by Josh Fober November 18, 2007
what you're looking at right now.
monitor by pipi October 10, 2003

my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻 

These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
A cocktail replacing vodka for rum in a Mojito
Bartender - i’d like a Mojito, no make that a Motito
motito by KW Bob May 9, 2019

street monitors 

The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!
street monitors by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006