Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018

Molestache

A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.

He needs to shave his molestache, it reminds me of my childhood priest.

by Misty Delancey September 25, 2020

Hitler molestache

A mole that looks like a Hitler molestache.

I think the phrase “Hitler molestache” speaks for itself.

by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009