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moke

Yo guys we should totally go hit up the spot and go moke.

Hey yo J-mur and T-Beezy lets hop in the mazda 3 and go moke on a spills run!
by k-zirk October 19, 2010
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moke

When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.
by Anton Chigurh January 8, 2009
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moke

(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.
Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
by Mari-yo-yo December 12, 2010
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moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010
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moke

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.
omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.
by The_Deej February 12, 2009
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Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010
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moke

by Jesus January 10, 2004
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