bad mojo

1. An evil atmosphere, perhaps haunted by evil spirits or having a history of bad luck, or some dark history of past events (such as haunted by a murdered soul); 2. A bad situation. A situation you should get away from, because it's harming you; 3. A person's very bad attitude or ill intentions toward you, or toward people generally.

1. This place has bad mojo, and they say it's haunted. 2.That's some bad mojo—don't get involved. 3. That guy is bad mojo—you should get away from him. He is bad news. He is out to hurt you.

by Ewizobeth June 4, 2018

Mcjob

The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.

"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"

by sittingbourneinnit December 5, 2003

moob

man-boob, usually seen on fat guys

Scout 1: Man, do you think Billy Butler will steal 5 bases this season?

Scout 2: No way, his moobs are too big

by batrider March 31, 2011

mcjob

A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind.

involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.

Day to day tasks involve:

1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)

2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.

3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.

4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.

exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker

Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"

Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)

Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
Drunk" okay"

--money exchanges hands---
Time 10:56p.m.

Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--

"haha that dude works for maccys what a loser!" - BMW Driver

"fuck you and your 16 thousand children, least i have a job and not living on benefits " - Mcjob staff to Father complaing about his happy meals...all 16 thousand of them.

by mcwoker February 4, 2010

Moob

Moob - Noun

1. A male breast, usually due to the person being overweight
2. A stupid person

-ing

1. The act of moobing can be applied to almost any event

1. "Oh my god Robin, stop licking yout moobs"
2. "Robin you moob"

1. "Robin, stop moobing"

by <-=-DaN-=-> July 12, 2006

moob scoop

To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP

I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP

by Richard Wright is in the lesbian side of borders June 22, 2008

Mojomana

The paranormal power of music.

Dam that Fergie got me crushin', she dropped that mojomana on me and I can't break her spell.

by stinkyfngr February 18, 2011