mojito

I honestly have no idea what a mojito is. I think it's those orange triangle chips?

I like mojitos

by fmalover1 August 24, 2025

the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Mojito

Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.

Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.

That outfit? So mojito.

by Poncho the God June 6, 2025

Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.

Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

by redneckstomp April 28, 2021

mojito night

A group who initially bonded over their love for bruising mint leaves and squeezing lime juice but then realised they were so much more than that. Mojito night quickly descended in anarchy. A hot spot for attempted murder by bula against lurin. Fat blems can be seen to cause projectile vomitting in 1/2 twins. Hells bells ring strongly through the night. One fine mol could not cease from dancing once she had taken just the smallest of tokes. Mojito night = chaos.

Momo was spotted at mojito night last night!

by spanyard January 24, 2020

Pale Mojito

A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.

Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool

by Vegas Scott April 21, 2009