Moistie

A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).

Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.

Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie...

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

moisties

The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.

"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).

by Mj Nehh September 29, 2010

moisties

wot a crock of shit

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Moisty

Moisty is a state that is reached due to eXtreme sexual stimulation. Moisty can also be used to describe the weather, if it is particually gluggy.

Oh stop it baby, you're making me moisty.

by Gloria April 8, 2005

moisties

Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.

Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.

by Bullz August 3, 2007

Moisty

Havning the look, feel or smell of something that retains some amount of moisture and emits a foul or unpleasant odor because of it.

I found some socks under the back seat of your car that are pretty moisty. If they stay there though the winter their probably going to get moistyer.

by Muki Tipster October 10, 2010

Moisty

Someone who you consider to be your friend. Also a "term of endearment".

"Hey Moisty"

"waddup moisty"

"awwww, moisty"

"your a sweet little moisty arent you!"

by sketi April 29, 2009