micheal mccomber

An amazing man who is kind and generous. Micheals make amazing lovers, and are very romantic. Many people admire Micheals and wish that they could be a Micheal, or were dating a Micheal. Micheals are generally very intelligent. Micheals tend to fall for girls hard and fast. Micheal will share a kind of love that can usually only be seen in fairytales. They may go through many trials but they will always love eachother no matter what happens. Micheals are amazing and everyone should know this. Any girl that has a Micheal fall in love with her should understand how lucky she really is.

Person 1 "You know that guy Micheal McComber"
Person 2 "ya, he's amazing"
Person 1 "I know, I wish he was my boyfriend or could be my husband"
Person 2 "Only someone very special could be the one that gets to be with such amazing, wonderful, sexy. kind man like Micheal McComber"

by canada_mike October 16, 2008

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micheal clifford

this piece of funny punk rocking shit that is in the sexy band 5sos he changes his hair color like every 4 weeks which makes him even more radical ;))))))

"that guy over there with the crazy hair is really hot"
"HOY FUVK ID THST MICHEAL CLIFFORDI 5SOS BAND EW ILYSM"

by mycakecallsashton October 1, 2013

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Moocherist

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.

Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.

by The Priest August 2, 2014

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Micheal Phelps

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

the last merman, Micheal Phelps and ruler of the seas.

by poseiden69 October 9, 2008

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