An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.
"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."
"Tell it to the electric monk."
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Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?
by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011
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Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
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Mayitreyi: Did you hear about Kenny?
Nandini: What about Kenny? Is it about how much of a Mohak he is?
Mayitreyi: YES GIRL! He's the sweetest guy ever just like a Mohak.
Nandini: What about Kenny? Is it about how much of a Mohak he is?
Mayitreyi: YES GIRL! He's the sweetest guy ever just like a Mohak.
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