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Sneaky Mohammed

Where one shit's oneself and places the soiled undergarments on an innocent bystanders head resembling a turban
Ohh man i shat myself but its ok cos i totally gave a guy a sneaky mohammed with my shitty underwear
by the_king_of_the_penguins July 8, 2011
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Qais Mohammed

He remains patient and is well mannered respecting his elders with his soft and gentle tone.

Very shy yet humble and has a great personality. What a cute smile. You should get to know a Qais.

*Talk and (sort of) flirt with him and he'd want to marry you* Longterm love

Arab, Muslim, Rich.
Unmarried woman's thoughts: "I genuinely think that out of all the men, Qais is the right man for me. He loves me. He doesn't 'try' to flirt with anyone else except me. He is loyal. He has a great personality. I don't care what the others think about us, I love Qais Mohammed."
Prays to God for her marriage with him and finally sleeps
by Safwaanali April 26, 2021
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Mohamed

One of the sexiest niggas you'll meet. One of a kind though, so don't embarrass yourself in front of him
"OH MAI GAWD ITS MOHAMED!!!!!"
"REALLY!? QUICK CHECK MY HAIR!"
by SupahBlue January 4, 2018
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Mohammed

Someone smart and powerful Its also the name of the last prophet
hey that guy scored 100% in the exam no wonder his name is Mohammed
by Egyptian April 23, 2018
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Mohammed Kaboom

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.
Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.
by T.J. Dubz November 21, 2011
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mohammed yousuf

The ideal bestfriend who is loyal, trustworthy, cute, charmimg, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted.
he is the ideal boy friend and best friend. He amazes everyone with his smile and laugh. He is a genius and is smart.
Mo: Gee, look at that guy.
Yo: Yes he is an absolute mohammed yousuf
by ur kutty November 23, 2018
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roses of the prophet mohammed

The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.
We will have roses of the prophet mohammed with tea for breakfast, inshala.
by Scott J. March 19, 2006
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