Groupchat Mitosis

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

by 809 June 13, 2019

Miticvs Syndrome

This syndrome has been studied by specialists while observing a group of University freshmen in their day-to-day life. It's currently described as a behavior disorder derived from a mutation on the gene WEROCK123 that is now known to create a magnetic field around mutant individuals, causing them to come together and form a group of close friends at some point in their lives. Once this happens, love triangles and even squares tend to appear within the group.

The first cases of this syndrome appeared in a group of medicine students (composed of four females and four males) back in 2010, leading to symptoms such as heartache, confusion, and multiple making out partners.

A cure has not yet been found.

FAQs:
- How do I know if I have Miticvs Syndrome?
- Is it contagious?
- If I have it, what are the odds I'll pass it on to my children?
- Is there a vaccine?

E.g. 1:
-"OMG, they're all coupled with each other!"
-"They have Miticvs Syndrome."

by I_win_ahah January 17, 2011

Mitko

Mitko is one of the most common Bulgarian male names. Everybody named Dimitar in Bulgaria can be called Mitko.

It comes from the Greek goddess Demeter - Goddess of the Earth, Agriculture, Harvest, and Forests.

I saw Mitko coming at the party.

Mitak, come and play with us !

by frizuro June 22, 2011

Oprah's minions

The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.

I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.

by Lovekraft December 31, 2008

mimioflexion

a picture that exhibits recursion i.e., a picture within a picture within a picture ad infinitum. Examples include the Morton's Salt Girl and the Land O' Lakes Lady.

Stephen Colbert and the Miami Dolphins eschew mimioflexion. It's as though they are thumbing their nose (and flippering their snouts) at the world's mimioflexion enthusiasts.

by Tank Miller January 28, 2008

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

by ASmokingHotMugOfWhy May 26, 2018

minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.

Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."

by Esquigi March 15, 2022