Abandoned Mineshaft

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Mateship

Australian way of friendship, but is greater than friendship. It is treating people equally, regardless of race, gender, creed, religion, etc, and isn't shallow.

I don't want a friendship with you, I want us to have a mateship.

by Desert Paintbrush October 22, 2010

MineShit

Taking a shit and playing Minecraft at the same time

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"

by Jandel February 10, 2014

Mitlesh

Mitlesh is a person who is annoyingly confident. Everybody loves a Mitlesh. It's someone who loves to argue and prove his point. He is funny, caring, warm and loving. Oftentimes you'll find Mitlesh lost in his own thoughts. He is also a person who is a little bit weird among his friends. Mitleshes are hard to find.

Oh look! It's a Mitlesh
I just did a Mitlesh

by RudeSnowball May 12, 2020

Mitashi

She is the perfect Waifu only one can have, will feed you and cuddle you when you need it! She bake you cookies and bake with you too. The girl who will love you infinite and will still run behind you with a knife in hand to kill you! Although she acts hard outside, she’s actually is soft inside. She has those “LOS ANGELES LIGHT LOST IN YOUR DARK EYES” kinda eyes, She’s the girl with smol eyes thicc thighs, can make anyone her’s with one smile!

“My heart is melting, it’s Mitashi again”
“She is the perfect Mitashi”

by FishyGuy November 27, 2021

whore mites

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016