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Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:
1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond
1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond
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Get the misterbeastify mug.The DFC Miner is a brash anti-authoritative individual. The DFC Miner tends to argue with others and claim that he is always right. The DFC Miner tends to fight and rebel against authority and is considered by others a "rebel." In its free time, the DFC Miner likes to consume large amounts of alcohol, vape and/ or chew tobacco, at times doing so all at once. The DFC Miner has an extensive and colorful vocabulary that it likes to use in situations towards savages, animals, scrubs, dirtbags and losers when trying to prove a point. The DFC Miner is a one of a kind individual, is not afraid to make a decision and is a proven effective leader, especially in critical and/ or stressful situations. The DFC Miner lives by multiple life codes such as D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody), etc. It is well known that when the DFC Miner is not in a good mood he tends to lean on the nearest object such as a wall, desk etc. and begin to explain his point. DFC Miner begins its statement by saying, "Hear me out for a second here." It is well known in the land that a DFC Miner is one of those individuals that are either well loved or well hated. The DFC Miner can be routinely found at a BWW or some sleazy bar either in the 21014, 21015 or the 21222. The DFC Miner's drink of choice at these locales tends to be a tall "natty boh" or a variety of Twisted Tea.
DFC Miner has a tough decision to make on which chair to sit in: big blue, the executive, small black or the classic. DFC Miner decides to shred all of the chairs. The end.
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Kyle:Your dad a lesbian
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Kyle:Do it pussy
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Kyle:Just fucking melts
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Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
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Get the Your Sister a Mister mug.A miscer is a member of the misc section of the bodybuilding.com forums. While most of the bodybuilding.com forums are geared towards the bodybuilding lifestyle, with a few exceptions, the misc section is generally where all the unrelated random topics tend to be posted.
Miscers are predominatley male in the 18-34 age bracket. Although many claim to be avid bodybuilders, a lot do not look it judging by their avatar pictures.
Miscers tend to be a cynical, impatient and fickle lot and do not take kindly to unfunny trolling. Said trolls are often dealt with harshly and negged to oblivion.
Most miscers are looked down upon by other members of the forum because they post almost exclusively in the misc section and many do not even work out. It is also where most of the forums trolls congegrate.
To make it as a miscer your main goal should be providing entertainment to the other misc members. Probably the easiest way would be providing comedy relief or posting something informative or of an 'epic' nature.
Miscers are predominatley male in the 18-34 age bracket. Although many claim to be avid bodybuilders, a lot do not look it judging by their avatar pictures.
Miscers tend to be a cynical, impatient and fickle lot and do not take kindly to unfunny trolling. Said trolls are often dealt with harshly and negged to oblivion.
Most miscers are looked down upon by other members of the forum because they post almost exclusively in the misc section and many do not even work out. It is also where most of the forums trolls congegrate.
To make it as a miscer your main goal should be providing entertainment to the other misc members. Probably the easiest way would be providing comedy relief or posting something informative or of an 'epic' nature.
Miscer Troll: "What's up my fellow miscers? Are you aware that protein harms your liver? Don't take protein brahs, stay natural like me!"
Miscer: "Negged"
Miscer: "Negged"
by danmk April 5, 2010
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