mistersess

A male mistress

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.

by Inhabitant December 17, 2009

Loud Micers

People who are incapable of being coherent. They use this method in-order to mask their incoherency. They typically stray to this path because they aren't funny enough so they use amplified sound or static that makes their volume exaggerated. Which is found "humorous".

P1: Loud Micers are so annoying.
P2: I agree, you can't even interpret what they're saying.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Miscer

One who spends 12 or more hours a week masturbating to his or her pornfolio.
Pronounced: Mice-ER

Randoguy: "Dude, did you know Billie was a Miscer? He spends all day checking out his pornfolio!

Randoman: "ZOMFG! Keep the Miscer away from MY pornfolio!"

by Whitefoamies February 22, 2008

MisterSupra

A typical nickname for someone who can't get a job.

Do you guys know about that one dude? He's such a MisterSupra.
Yeah! I heard he bypasses on minecraft servers, what a fucking loser!

by KPDlover123 November 9, 2020

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011