Miscarty

The noob misspelling of the word miscarry, a modern replacement of "fail". This originated from sundownoverthesierra & defenestratings on the neopets chat room, Fan clubs.

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by Rochellllee July 18, 2009

miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

by bumbleclot May 6, 2009

miscarriage

a god given abortion.

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 27, 2021

Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009

miscarriage

A natural abortion

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.

by KianTech November 24, 2009

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019