The Mirage Effect occurs when you see a female with a Phat ass and the ass alone makes you think that the female is attractive but she is actually not.
Damon: Wow that girl has a phat ass and is hot too!
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.
by ImSveedish March 17, 2019
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"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
by CHRIS .O October 18, 2008
Get the URBAN MIRAGE mug.What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.
by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010
Get the Parking Mirage mug.In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 11, 2011
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by Huh how did i get here January 22, 2014
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