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Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010
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mindofrez

Take its easy man?!? Its just a Urban dictionary dude. - Totally mindofrez
by Jamesodd1sout June 16, 2018
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midol suppository

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.
Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.
by midol man May 18, 2013
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Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020
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daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel
"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"
by bobsatonme November 4, 2013
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midorifarts

a really cool yttd tiktoker that makes funny videos lol 🥺🥺🥺🥺
person 1- "hey did you see midorifarts' new video about them down bad for midori?"
person 2- "yeah she's really funny"
by totallynotmidorifarts July 10, 2021
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Mendo

The very fine varietal marijuana grown in Mendocino County, California.
"Man, smokin' that Mendo last night got me so high I almost had sex with a tree."
by CoyoteGrrl August 31, 2006
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