Min

Why the fuck do the British say "min instead of "man" stupidest bullshit ever

"Oi chap good one to ya, pop down to the shops late'r and buy some poke-min cards mate. right on cheerio"

by Ryanblox November 12, 2020

Min

A term used to refer to the Sinicized Baiyue or Asian languages like Hokkien, Teochew, and Fuzhounese of Fujian, South China (Baiyue Land) and Taiwan. The Min language family is also spoken in Southeast Asian nations like the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia to a smaller extent. Unfortunately, the majority of youthful Min speakers are forced or give in by the racist/fascist Beijing-hired governors in some Southeast Asian countries to only communicate in Beijing Mandarin as a way to destroy their true ethnic identities to enslave them. Yue and other Asian ethnic groups are not safe from the dangers of the promotion of Beijing Mandarin too, although their languages will outlast Min longer, unless they rebel and overthrow the pro-China factions before their languages disappear for the greater evil.

From a Chinese supremacist's viewpoint, it is believed that Min is the only dialect closest to Old Chinese that was spoken by the Han Chinese people below the Yellow River of North China, unlike Yue being closest to Middle Chinese and Mandarin being closest to Modern Chinese, even if Mandarin absorbed a small amount of nomadic influences. However, certain non-Chinese linguistic experts and historians believe that Min, Yue, and Mandarin are not all Chinese, since Min and Yue are both still part of the Baiyue language family as unique languages from each other even if these languages absorbed some Old or Middle Chinese elements when they were defeated and enslaved by the Chinese, and Mandarin is basically the Tunguistic-conquered Sinitic language due to Tunguistic invaders, particularly the Mongol Empire and Qing dynasty, replacing many Middle Chinese words and pronunciations with Mongol and Manchu words and pronunciations when they defeated and enslaved the Chinese. Thus, all forms of Mandarin dialects are the closest to Mongol and Manchu languages. Finally, the entire Chinese nation is founded upon a lot of lies, and it is constantly subject to revisionism, despite history books always being written by heroic or evil winners of wars.

by TheUnknown21 June 10, 2019

min

he is a very fat guy

have you seen george? he is very min

by fatgaytommy December 13, 2018

Min

Min is a word used by bairns fae Blairgowrie who hink there moik, often used by the Young team

An example is
Check the state of your haircut Calvin min

Mungo 1 -Did u hear about that scrap at davie
Mungo 2- aye min at Stacey lees bit

Mungo 1 - sounds moik min

by Trims dead like January 2, 2019

Min

It's basically being laid back or chill about something. Having a care free attitude

Friend: "Hey Kim, I wanna go camping for the weekend with the fam. Think you could join?"
Kim: "Just gotta ask my mom, but she's been pretty min about me going out lately so I think I could come."

by ReallyKindaSorta November 7, 2019

Min

such a stupid bad bitch who's always depressed, high or/and drunk.

Today Min was high af but she tells me that she also wanna get drunk

by minishere June 2, 2020

Min

Min is the smartest most handsome Korean in your school. He have a perfect gpa and can steal your girlfriend so watch out

Yo you know that kid Min he is smart as fuck

by BihPH129 September 16, 2020