MILFeasance

Misconduct or misbehavior by a public official who happens to be a MILF. See also flirj

I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.

by drss123 February 23, 2009

Miltiades

the most awesome, sexy, brilliant, inspiring and caring person I know!

Miltiades is unique!

by sc17 August 1, 2011

Mileaholic

A mileaholic is someone who is addicted to traveling. Predominately those who have an addiction acquiring points or miles to various travel loyalty programs through airlines or credit card companies.

Jake is always planning his next free trip because he is a mileaholic. We may have to admit him into points rehab or have him attend mileaholic's anonymous

by JakeNathan September 4, 2016

Milneas

A Sex Deity

My girl wasn't horny, but, when she heard the angelic voice of Milneas, she came instantly.

by Nuk, Leader of the Alliance August 15, 2020

Miltanking

Process of shoving ones lactating nipple into your partners cock hole

Owen: I tried miltanking last night but now when I piss it’s like a fire hose.

J-Dawg: That’s tuff.

by CumMaster6969 April 6, 2022

High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.

Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.

by servinthatruth March 24, 2010

malteaser

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004