50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.

Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.

by Foetusincome November 9, 2011

milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank

Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 29, 2011

milkman sex move

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.

I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.

by gamerschucks November 9, 2019

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

backdoor milkman

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

My camp history teacher

by Quiet Robert December 12, 2004