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Milind

an extreme optimist. the sun may be entering its red giant phase and may have already engulfed mercury then venus but it will be a milind who will simply smile and be the first one to say "don't worry, we still have a few billion years..."!
you lost your house yesterday to the irs, money this morning to a bank robber, and clothes just now to a stronger-than-you bum. and you are smiling? man, you're such a milind!
by anony mous 200401 February 19, 2010
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Milking the chamber

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.
"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
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mulfinger

to be great at something and to always rise above.
Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.
by Farrand March 11, 2007
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forced milking

When you tie up a guy and jack him off repeatedly without stopping. After he cums a couple times, he'll become overly sensitive, and continuing to jack him is pretty intense overstimulation, so the body's natural reaction is to move away. That's why it's important to tie him down first.

Usually found in bdsm encounters.

"forced" distinguishes it from other things that are also called milking.
by d43 March 4, 2009
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milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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milfn

Mother I'd Like to Fuck, NOT!

In the spirit of the "Not" jokes that have recently resurfaced in "Borat", a MILFN is a less than hot ass mom of a friend's that you really don't want to do.
Did you see Peter's mom?

You mean the one over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's a total MILFN!
by Peter Peter January 17, 2008
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milmine

a annoying whiny person who hates kids
you are a milmine
by tooo2345 September 7, 2016
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