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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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low mileage

She's not cherry, but she's low milage.
by Delusional October 8, 2003
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High Mileage

Although not identified as gender specific, the term "High Mileage" in a slang context is generally defined as any woman who is either known or perceived to have been with numerous sexual partners.

The term may also be seen or written as High-Mileage.
Thomas was becoming interested in Maxine but decided against it upon hearing she had a reputation for being a high mileage girl.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 12, 2019
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Milenar

A measurement of speed found almost exclusively in the southern USA. Can be used in place of "miles per hour"
Bob: How fast were you going when you hit the deer?
Billy Joe: I must've been goin sisty five, sennty five milenar.
by Joey Sistern April 26, 2010
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MileRobloxFan

The best (not Roblox) youtube with a sexy-ass indian accent
Wait is that MileRobloxFan?

Yeah that's him, his krunker videos are insane!
by MileIsCool October 29, 2020
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Faux-miliarity

When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.
Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?

Person Two: Uh... it's... great?

Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.

Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.
by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003
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milarchy

That's a bunch of milarchy.
by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006
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