Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
by JAVYair September 1, 2009
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a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!
MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."
MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
by JAN.OE September 22, 2011
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A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
Example 1
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Example 2
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Example 2
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
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Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?
Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
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