Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

Midorima

best shooter in the team or aimbotter, streamlabs.com/aquadassa
and
twitch.tv/aquadassa

midorima...

nani!!!!!!!!

midorima

what how he make dat!!?!

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

Midori

A green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. Only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. It was made in Japan by Suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.

"Oh, shit. Shouldn't have downed that last Midori bottle..."

by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Midori

A common given name for a Japanese female. Although it is often written in hiragana, one of the phonetic syllabaries used in the Japanese writing system, it is not uncommon for the name to be written with kanji, the iconographs borrowed from Chinese.

Midori is also the word for the colour green in Japanese.

Hi, my name is Midori! I'm a Japanese female!

by CyaticFanatic March 23, 2009

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

midorisrattail

a funny individual who is known for their midori videos//
and how they want to top
him.

“Have you heard of midorisrattail on tik tok?”
“Yeah!! im mutuals with him im pretty sure!”

by mia/ranger March 26, 2021

midorisfurryrattail

someone who should hurt themselves, a kodocon and more

“Omg! i love midorisfurryrattail13 “
“go kys”

by emu otori December 14, 2021