midget

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

by Itsutsu Kami June 08, 2011

Midget

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

by The Donut Factory October 19, 2012

Midget

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

by Jdbennett321 March 11, 2020

midgetity

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008

Midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.

by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011

Midgetism

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.

I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.

by sublimemind June 04, 2012

midget

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009