Ashton Middleton

Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist

That man is an ashton middleton

by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022

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Middleton

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

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middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

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middlemind

Having a middlemind when making a decision is being calm, and being able to see the outcome cause your thoughts started in the middle

Being middlemind I was halveway through the thought process when I started thinking

by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

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Tyler Middleton

A thiccc annoying, starbucks loving bitch who has to much time, crocs and money.

A type of moron who never shuts the hell up about how mosquitos are the only beings who thinks he’s a SNACK. A man once walked into a local starbucks and said to the barista " hey can I get a venti tyler middleton?" And she said "GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Common words. Me, That’s Me, I’m Quaking, I’m Shooketh. Common Sentences . Oh My Lanta, I may be anorexic but do I put down the shovel?

by Bambini991 hates milk August 19, 2018

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Middle man

Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.

Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.

by KeithsDeadBaby February 22, 2011

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