busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

air microphone

The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.

When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.

by GenieA August 16, 2010

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

blacksmith microphone

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.

"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."

by cat stevensssssssss February 12, 2014