microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

by evodievo January 13, 2009

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016