Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.

"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Memory Card

A memory card is something that you put in the playstation 2 in order to save games. Newer playstation devices might have a memory card too. You play the game and you save it. When the memory card gets full, you either have to buy a new memory card or delete some games on the memory card. You save your progress so that you don't have to play the game since the beginning and can instead play from where you left off. Good games for the PS2 are the Spyro series, the Crash Bandicoot series, the Jak and Daxter trilogy, Pacman world 2, Namco Museum, Mortal Kombat, grand theft auto, and more.

I just saved Crash Bandicoot the wrath of cortex on my memory card!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 20, 2021

Plastic memories

I'm not crying you are

you know anime can't make you depressed

have you try Plastic memories?- i think you haven't fucking normies

by Trần Dần December 20, 2020

The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.

“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”

by justplainnuts December 1, 2009

Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.

"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal

"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

memory wank

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 May 9, 2007

Memory Stick

A removable flash memory card for such devices as digital cameras, laptops, the Sony PlayStation Portable, to aid assistance in holding music, games, photos, videos, ect.

File storage sizes range from 32 MB storage to 32 GB.

Guy 1: Check out my 32 MB memory stick!
Guy 2: Check out MY 32 GB memory stick!
Guy 1: ...You're an ass...

by RawrItsPanda November 7, 2009