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Methsexy

“ Methsexy” Describes a girl with reasonably decent body and semi-cute face that has already started to wither and die due to use and abuse homemade amphetamines.
Example; That stripper Is cute in a “methsexy” kind of way.
by Jimmy8fingers January 2, 2019
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Methylphenidate

The most common form of stimulant used to treat ADHD (Attention Deficit hyperactivity Disorder)
It is sold under the brand name Ritalin and Concerta; which comes in many different dosages depending on your circumstances
Methylphenidate was first made in 1944, and was identified as a stimulant in 1954
by nedkelly70 October 12, 2020
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Methuselarity

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.
Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.
by RubberGimp May 30, 2021
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old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010
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methusalem

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.
The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.
by Murrax July 16, 2007
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METHSCAPADES

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.
Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.
by hhillkillz January 19, 2011
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methy

one who looks as if they have just come off a methamphetamine bender.
Jane looked methy today; her hair was a mess, her clothes were torn and she had dirt all over her face.
by Jrock31 August 5, 2008
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