metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

Metaphysically Smol

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

by Snidget September 9, 2019

The American Metaphysical Circus

An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.

Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."

Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"

Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."

Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)

by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010

metaphysical naturalism

The philosophy that nature is all that exists.

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.

by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysicist

1.) Someone who works in Metaphysics. AKA Metaphysician. But that is a faulty term, as a Metaphysician would obviously work in metamedicine - whatever that is. The root of metaphysics is physics and those who work in physics are physicists, thus Metaphysicist.

2.) A Moderator of the Better Living Through Chemistry (BLTC) forum totse.com

An Alchemist was just one subtype of Metaphysicist.

by Hamson J. Sanmyer December 26, 2006

Metaphysical graffiti

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.

Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.

by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008

Metaphysicalize

Make something metaphysical (or regard something in terms of metaphysics)
Metaphysics is a branch of philosophy dealing with the fundamental nature of reality.

If we metaphysicalize mathematics, we might be able to discover new ways to work with it.

by rajarsky February 23, 2021