Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

messidona

A nickname for Lionel Messi. He was given this label after his stunning goal against Getafe, which had an uncanny resemblance to Maradona'a famous goal against England in the 1986 World Cup.

Messidona scored the best goal I've seen in years!

by Justin Cruze May 11, 2007

Messi

one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...

wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!

by liomessi December 21, 2009

Messi

Iker Casillas worst nightmare

Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas

by never. ever. again. August 22, 2011

Mesquitian

A person or persons raised in or living in Mesquite, TX. Also can be used to describe the language spoken by people from Mesquite, TX. When spoken or written, Mesquitian looks/sounds like country slang meets ghetto.

See that girl over there? She's a Mesquitian.

What in the hell did he just say??? Oh, don't mind him...he's just speaking Mesquitian.

by Not a Skeeter March 3, 2011

Messi

one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.

dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles

by soccertomboy March 6, 2015

Messi Fanboy

Usually a kid under the age of 12 who treats Messi as a god. They cant appreciate any player without saying Messi is better. He is an amazing player but his fan base is absolutely horrible.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is a great player"
*Messi Fan boy: "MESSI BETTER."
"No use arguing with a Messi Fanboy..."

by Daisukin July 27, 2019