When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.
by sususdio June 13, 2005
Get the bs-o-meter mug.1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
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One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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Get the merferator mug.A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.
Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.
Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.
Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
by Cwall4 April 28, 2007
Get the care-o-meter mug.The amount of bull shit you can handle over the internet before you say we are lieing; the result of this is usually, but not always, mass flaming. The bs meter is usually filled up pretty quickly in chat rooms and social networking sites.
Garnett: Conrad Hilton goes to my highschool. lololol
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.
by Cpt Sackboy May 7, 2010
Get the Bs Meter mug.The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 9, 2017
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