meltem

hillarious person with an awesome personality, draws nasty pictures makes me wanna pee my pants and you can deff be yourself around her...wild and crazy my meltem. and she has very pretty eyes and you should be jealous if you dont know her.EVERYBODY LOVES METLEM

did somebody say cooter? MELTEM DID!

by china October 7, 2004

Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

by justshill May 14, 2009

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

mom melter

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

melter

A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.

Tina Vortex
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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"

by GUer March 17, 2005

melter

Someone who continuely annoys or irritates someone though speech (usually), this is "melting" them.
The younger melts are described as "mini-melts."
People argue as to the origin of the term "melter" or "melt" but many believe it originated from a man from Belfast Northern Ireland called Christopher who is now known as "Mr.Melt." He was well known for his "melting" powers.
Many people can be considered a "melter" or a "melt."

Stop being such a melter!

I really hate melters.

Oh no, here comes another melter.

I'm being melted by this melter.

by Thescumbag June 21, 2006